WELLBEENS LOCAL PHARMACY

This salesperson was driving me crazy. Right there in Wellbeen’s Pharmacy. Talking about the benefits of something. What was the name of this test kit again? Wait a minute. I thought I was coming in here to get a Johnson and Feldner diabetes exam. Johnson and Feldner. Everybody’s heard of them, they’ve been around for years. They marketed the first one, right? Very soon after diabetes was discovered to be a disease. And this person is trying very hard to persuade me to get a—what was that? Artistic? American Unique? Oh. He is trying to tell me about the benefits of Ascensia Elite test kits. Oh. Well, that’s all very nice, mister, but I—what’s that? Johnson and Feldner are out of business? They were bought by whom? Uh-huh. Really! I see, some big company bought them and then they lost money on them and dumped them. Laid off maybe, a thousand employees and scientists. Mm-hmm. Well, OK, let’s just see this Antarctic Charice thing. He has it right here for me to look at all day if I choose. Oh, there it is spelled out, Ascensia Elite. I wasn’t even close! Hey, does this thing tell me how high my sugar level is? In that case I’ll take it. What’s that, a discount? Did you say that this week only, you’re offering it at a DISCOUNT?? You know what, you’re not such a bad guy after all.